- 29th May
2012 - 29
- 27th May
2012 - 27
Wiliam Compton: betraying people since 1840.
Stake him already!Inspired by: http://stillhidden.tumblr.com/post/7047672196/what-the-hell-everyone-is-doing-it-its-just
I’m loving how this Queen thing is sticking like shit to a shoe.
(via askars-tribute)
- 24th May
2012 - 24
I’m glad the article gave so much away. It confirms what I’ve believed after anxiously waiting from season 2 on to see the Eric/Sookie arc begin. This is really Bill’s story, not Sookie’s. “Everybody loves Bill” would be a great subtitle. I for one am not interested in seeing how now Eric will be Bill’s new love interest, and hope to goodness we don’t have to see too much fawning and drooling from Eric. I had hopes that even though they have finally admitted to leaving the books in the dust that it would at least be something I could get back into. Poor Eric’s been neutered, Pam/Eric appear to have been torn apart, Sookie’s looking at Alcide (who will likely fall in love with Bill himself soon) and sounds like the delightfully twisted Russell will have to tone it down so as not to upstage the “king”. I’m interested in Meloni’s character but think he, too will eventually be outsmarted, overpowered and outmaneuvered by Bill in the end. Please…….make me be wrong!!!!This was an actual comment from Peecan, a visitor to The Nest website, on May 21, 2012 in response to the article on True Blood in the TV Guide Magazine this week. Check it out at www.trueblood-news.com. I almost peed myself laughing. (via truebloodwillpsychuout)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF IS THIS SHIT.
(via nwalmn)
This is what I was talking about. A real person, an EL in fact, who was being mocked for her comment at The Nest.
(via krtmd)
Yes i mocked because this IS FUNNY.
And don’t you think they mock me back? dude, you have no idea the things i receive every day and don”t accept here.
Seriously.
But i thought, and if it’s not clear, maybe it will be, that everyone already knows that my kind of humor is like that: mocking. even if i agree with you and love you, i will mock you!
I made a poster about Bill as Nosferatu.
Another one about Tara and Pam as the girls from “Boys don’t cry”.
Isn’t that obvious already that i am all kinds of crazy?
(via nwalmn)
This comment was funny. It was meant to be funny. There was a shit ton of funny and appreciative as well as negative responses to it at the Nest. Grow a fucking sense of humor, krtmd.
(via truebloodwillpsychuout)(via truebloodwillpsychuout)
- 23rd May
2012 - 23
“TB’s Bill Compton is the vampire that embodies a higher calling, a search for humanity, a commitment to make things better for his kind. Bill Compton makes mistakes, but always strives to protect those he loves, making amends for past transgressions. Bill Compton is a complex character. He is a vampire, who is deadly, secretive, and deceptively reasonable, as well as compassionate and idealistic. He may find he must deny his principles in order to accomplish what is necessary.”—
A comment posted by iamtrue2bill on www.trueblood-news.com in response to the TV Guide article. http://www.trueblood-news.com/true-blood-anna-paquin-chris-meloni-covers-tv-guide#comments
I love Billusionals!
(via truebloodwillpsychuout)
Don’t we you just! hilarious.
Let me translate this to our Earth language:
“TB’s Bill Compton is the vampire that embodies a higher calling, a search for humanity, a commitment to make things better for his kind.”
Translation: That would be the Bill Compton who whines about “his kind,” expresses hatred of being “his kind,” sure as hell tires to kill quite a few of “his kind,” and even succeeds. So, to clarify: TB’s Bill Compton is the vampire that embodies professing self-loathing while embracing all the advantages being “his kind” gives him, and uses “his kind” to advance personal agenda under the banner of “BIGGER AND BETTER HUMANITEH FOR ALL!”
“Bill Compton makes mistakes, but always strives to protect those he loves, making amends for past transgressions.”
Translation: Bill Compton does whatever the hell he likes to get whatever the hell he wants, but always strives to justify his baser actions with the “it’s for your own good, ‘cause I love ya!” excuse. He also likes to promise to make amends for past transgressions. Those amends are yet to be delivered, while transgressions keep on coming.
“He is a vampire, who is deadly, secretive, and deceptively reasonable, as well as compassionate and idealistic.”
Translation: “He is a vampire who is deadly (to everyone unlucky, uninformed, or desperate enough to trust him — his maker, his wife, his girlfriend, his queen, his potential employer, his secret employer, his survival allies, his employees), and deceptively reasonable (meaning, he talks out of his ass real good), as well as very good at faking compassion when it suits his needs (while showing cold-blooded indifference and cruelty when it doesn’t) and spouting faux-idealistic notions for the benefit of those he can deceive.
“He may find he must deny his principles in order to accomplish what is necessary.”
Translation: He may find he must stop faking having principles and just go full-on evil in order to accomplish what is necessary for his personal needs. Wouldn’t be the first time.
- 21st May
2012 - 21
Bill’s Hospital Speech, translated. For nwalmn, per her request. Thank you for providing the original! :)
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What Bill says: You’re afraid of me.
Translation: Crap. When does my fresh tank of blood goes in effect? I need you to be manipulated again, and quickly!Sookie: Can you blame me?
The Audience: He can. He does. He will. That’s Bill’s default: Blame anyone who isn’t him. He blames you. He blames Lorena. He blames Russell. He blames Eric. He blames Sophie-Anne. He blames Spanish Inquisition. He blames Canada. It doesn’t matter who or what, as long as no direct blame can be attached to him.What Bill says: I never meant to hurt you.
Translation: That hand I held over your mouth? So no one would hear you scream? Totally accidental. Didn’t really mean to, so … Bygones!What Bill says: I couldn’t stop.
Translation: Even though I had enough presence of mind to press your mouth shut so you couldn’t call for help, I tots was out of it and couldn’t do nothing. You understand, don’t you?Sookie: I know.
The audience: No, you really, really don’t!What Bill says: I can’t take back what I’ve done.
Translation: I can’t glamour you, so I’ll try to manipulate you emotionally. I am banking on your goodness, your love, and your willingness to overlook most glaring of transgressions to just let this slide.Sookie: No, you can’t. I don’t know how to start forgiving you. Don’t know if I ever will. There’s too much.
The audience: That’s okay, ‘cause he just pumped you fresh full of his blood again, so that’ll help with that.What Bill says: I’m not asking for your forgiveness.
Translation: ‘I am not even going to bother seeking forgiveness. See, that would mean admitting I’m responsible, and we can’t have that.What Bill says: I don’t wanna be forgiven.
Translation: You’ll forgive me anyway, my blood will see to that.Sookie: From the day we met, it’s been one long, bloody fight. And I keep waiting for it to be over. For us to be happy, to start our lives together like a normal couple. But it’s never gonna happen for us, is it?
The audience: We sincerely and fervently hope not!What Bill says: I want you to have all that. I want you to lie in the sunlight. Have children. Grow old with someone. I want you to have the life you deserve.
Translation: I am now going to tell you things that will make me seem like a caring, loving individual. Those things I’m saying are designed to manipulate you into taking me back the next day. Really, we both know that having kids and growing old with someone, anyone, was never much of an option for you. Because, well, TELEPATH! But I will say it nonetheless, in order to make it seem like a giant-ass sacrifice on my part.What Bill says: And I cannot give it to you.
Translation: You won’t be getting that anyway, but I’ll be hanging around so you can take me back, the generous, self-sacrificing martyr that I am.What Bill says: I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.
Translation: You are mine, Sookie Stackhouse. And don’t you forget it. I’ll never let you.Sookie: I love you too.
The audience: ‘Cause you are chocking on his blood.What Bill says: Be safe.
[SOBBING]
Translation: I’m just gonna mosey on outta here, leaving you to fend for yourself, with the deranged, 3,000-year-old vampire I’ve brought into your life roaming around, trying to get to you. But you be safe now, sweet cheeks! Oh, and, btw, I’ll be back, your knight in shitty armor, to make a lot of fuss and be useless, when that said deranged, 3,000-year-old vampire shows up for your hide. ‘Cause I’m helpful like that. See ya! Like, tomorrow! Buy forever!
[TELENOVELLA TEARS]The audience: [SOBBING WITH HORROR]
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I have no idea how any of this would fit in a gif!!! Sorry! :)
- 20th May
2012 - 20
I declare this the best gifset i ever made.
Text by @stillhidden and a bit of my own.
Link for the whole text and the original:
This is awesome hidden and nwalmn! The real speech; Sookie heard something completely different due to her naiveness (poor thing) and blindness, she missed the real speech by a long shot, she never had a chance.
(via fuckyoubillcompton)
- 20th May
2012 - 20
This is for nwalmn.
About that speech you asked for. Ugh! I had to go to a Bill-loving site to get this quote! I hate you! lol. But here it is, anyway:
What Bill says: “Sookie… I cannot and I will not lose you. “
Translation: “Sookie … I will give you no choice in this matter. As per usual.”
What Bill says: “For all the ways I have dismayed, aggrieved or failed you, I swear I will atone.”
Translation: “For all the ways I have lied to you, manipulated you, and fucked up your life, I swear I will make you another empty promise.”
What Bill says: “But I am not sorry. I refuse to apologize for what you have awakened in me.”
Translation: “But I am not sorry, because it’s your fault anyway. You are the one who made me feel feelings and shit in the first place. I refuse to apologize, because I refuse to take responsibility or accept culpability in any of it. It’s all on you, cupcake.”
What Bill says: “You, you are my miracle, Sookie. For the first time in a hundred and forty years, I felt something I thought had been lost to me forever…”
Translation: “You are MY miracle, Sookie. You happened to ME. I felt something that I thought had been lost to ME forever …. Do you sense a theme here? It’s ME! It’s all about ME! YOU don’t matter. YOUR feelings, wishes, desires are irrelevant here. YOU are just a THING that happened to ME!”
What Bill says: “I love you.”
Translation: “I am obsessed with you. I own you. You owe me.”
Hope this is what you were looking for. :)
- 5th May
2012 - 05
God H8s Fangs by ~PowlaM
(via fuckyoubillcompton)
- 30th April
2012 - 30
“The shower scene between Bill/Sookie was way hotter than the Eric/Sookie shower scene.”
I cannot believe that someone actually feels this way..
Ya, especially when Sookie had to pry Bill off her neck wound by pulling his hair and sticking her tongue between his fangs. And all the blood going down the drain was so romantic.
As Vanessa would say, Billusion!
- 24th April
2012 - 24
This will forever be a Bill Compton Appreciation Blog because:
1. Bill doesn’t give a fuck about what you think.
2. Bill only cares about protecting what’s his.
3. No matter how pasty Bill gets, I would still fuck him faster than Lindsay Lohan would jump on a drunk lesbian who slightly resembles her ex-girlfriend.
4. He’s not whiny, he’s sensitive, meaning he would drink all of your blood and then cry about it later.
5. Bill is so good in bed, he will fucking twist your head around until you start looking like some motherfucking Exorcist type shit.lol
- 20th April
2012 - 20
Submitted by astoldbynicole:Upon my mother’s request, well … here it is.
- 20th April
2012 - 20
“Why does Bill Compton die in True Blood?” LOL. In our dreams!
- 20th April
2012 - 20
Because what girl doesn’t want to marry the slaver-on-a-secret-mission-to-enslave-her who intentionally caused her to be terrorized by a serial killer, the lying liar who lies who caused her to be beaten nearly to death so that he could drug her to the point where she would welcome his advances?
(Source: wishes-are-for-children)
- 18th April
2012 - 18
Because the Truth is the Truth.
- 18th April
2012 - 18
Excuse me but….wth?!
I’m wondering how long will i have to read people confusing reality with fiction? Cause i’m already having an hard time with my dash….but this, omg this is so… i can’t even….
My best congrats to Anna and Stephen, but the B.C.A.S. post is kinda creepy… and comical as well.
For what it’s worth, I don’t think they are actually confusing the show with reality (they pointedly say “no, not on the show.”) What I find disturbing is the fact that a thing called The Bill Compton Appreciation Society exists. Probably, a better name for it would be Sure The Dude Is Psychotic And He Rapes On Occasion When He Is Not Too Busy Manipulating And Stealing Or Wallowing In Self-Pity But We Love Him Anyway Society.
Isn’t it demeaning to True Blood, that Bill, just doing his job as a good bad guy, is ridiculed so much! That commands absolutely no respect and no reason for others to bother look at a show, with such a ridiculous character! Let’s be angry with him, let’s hate him etc. But why devaluate the show in the process, they should be recommended for dealing with such a controversial and relevant danger he represents! This ‘walking’ all over him takes focus away from the true points and makes it to ‘much’ to deal with, because of all the ‘secundary’ disgust you have to deal with too!
(Source: luvtheviking)
